Neighborhood in shock as is accused of displaying flagrant homosexuality..

(AP) - A usually calm neighborhood is in shock this evening as one of their own has begun to display signs of flagrant homosexuality. was seen this morning talking with a strong lisp and bragging about the hottie bartender he got in the sack the prior night.

Police then proceeded to apprehend after the suspect threatened to strike an officer with a rubber dildo. While being taken into custody, it was reported that the suspect made repeated attempts to "tap some ass" with several police officials, but no one was available to confirm these findings.

was released from the county jail late this evening after bail of $150,000 was made by an anonymous friend, who was later stopped on the street for possession of a jet-black double-headed rubber dildo.